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• February 10, 2006 | 9:14 a.m. ET
Michael Brown's letter to 'The Boss' (Dan Abrams)
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"Unless there is specific direction otherwise from [the boss], including an assurance [the boss] will provide a legal defense to Mr. Brown if he refuses to testify as to these matters, Mr. Brown will testify."
Sure sounds like a veiled threat, almost Tony Sopranoesque. The captain is going to "flip" on Tony and talk to the feds about the big guy if the boss doesn't provide a lawyer.
The problem? This is not a fictional letter to a mob boss. It's a real letter to the President of the United States from an attorney for former FEMA Director Michael Brown. He sent it to the president on Monday, just days before Brown's scheduled testimony before a Senate committee investigating the pathetic government response to Hurricane Katrina.
So far, the administration has refused to turn over certain documents to the Senate, claiming it would jeopardize the confidentiality of conversations between the president and his closest advisers. But Brown isn't a presidential adviser anymore. He resigned days after Katrina hit, under pressure from the White House. So now, his lawyer says he's just a private citizen and is no longer obligated to keep what he knows under wraps.
Brown's lawyer reminding the president of that, writing "If [Brown] receives no guidance to the contrary, we'll do as any citizen should do - and that is to answer all questions fully, completely and accurately.”
Um, shouldn't he do that anyway, rather than lawyer up? This is a congressional inquiry after all. How about doing the right thing, rather than sending threatening letters to the White House which sound remarkably like a form of blackmail?
Look, I think the president and the White House should turn over all relevant documents and correspondence to the Senate committee looking into the response to Katrina. Something went horribly wrong on the Gulf Coast and full disclosure about what really happened will improve our nation's ability to prevent it from happening again. And you would think that after having the national media and the American public's focus on his own disastrous response to Katrina, Michael Brown would welcome the opportunity to tell his story. Instead he seems to want to force the president to tell him to shut up.
Well, it looks like the president will ignore the letter and we'll see Brown on the hill tomorrow squirming yet again under the glare of a senate committee. In a mob movie, they call it hanging the guy out to dry or ratting him out. In this case, it’s called telling the truth for the sake of your country.
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• February 9, 2006 |5:52 p.m. ET
Homicide came to Cubs Path (Mike Barnicle)
The District Attorney of Middlesex County, Martha Coakley, stood Thursday at a press conference in full command of the facts, unafraid to dispense information, telling the public that the instinct of detectives and prosecutors is that Entwistle could have had suicide on his mind when the nearly incomprehensible occurred in a neighborhood where barking dogs provide the only real noise. Of course, when that moment of potential self-destruction came – and quickly passed – cowardice overwhelmed the cold cruelty of double murder; Entwistle ran, all the way to the bedroom of the home where he was raised in a London suburb, ran across a whole ocean to the arms of his parents where he perhaps dreamt that his mother and father could salvage his own life from the nightmare he had allegedly spawned.
Now, his wife and child dead, Entwistle is handcuffed to a legal system intent on doing to him what he is thought to have done to his whole family – in-laws, parents, everyone: destroy all the years ahead with a conviction for double murder.
But this story is merely at the starting gate because we live in a cable culture where a simple tale of violence is just not enough for many to believe. We think there must be more. We want more. Demand more.
After all, how could a young man do this to the woman he loved and the infant both adored? How could anyone act so irrationally, with such evilness, over fear of bill collectors, bankruptcy or the embarrassment of admitted failure and joblessness? What else is there? Another woman? A huge insurance policy?
Unfortunately, the truth is often unsatisfying to those who cannot comprehend the human stories behind nearly every miserable homicide. Murders are almost always darkly interesting, sometimes complex, quite basic and usually sad when viewed from the landscape of survivors or next of kin.
They vary by geography, affluence and demographics but all have at least one item in common: that moment when the mind snaps, a trigger is pulled and a life is extinguished in a single second of irrational madness that can never be retrieved or replayed.
Rachel and Lillian Entwistle are gone. So is the concept of shock and disbelief in American life. The papers and TV are filled daily with stories that inoculate us all from the trauma of desperate tales. We read and see that three are killed in a basement in Boston, two more shot off a street-corner on a Saturday night, children die on sidewalks and schoolyards over a coat, a hat, a look, the wrong word. And then we turn the page and tune out because the notorious has become commonplace.
Homicide came to Cubs Path. And this morning, Neil Entwistle sits in a British jail, fighting extradition for crimes he has been charged with committing. His family is dead. So are their dreams; his too in a culture where the motive – no money – should not surprise anyone who has been paying attention.
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• February 9, 2006 |11:13 a.m. ET
Low-fat diet study: Back to guilty pleasures? (Dan Abrams)
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What? So, all of those years of eating no meat, less butter, those bland baked potato chips instead of tasty fried ones, even buying those low fat Oreo cookies…that was all for nothing? I could have been eating pizza and McDonalds fries?
It was an eight-year long study funded by the National Institutes of Health, involving nearly 49,000 women 50 to 79. It turns out the women who ate whatever they wanted had the same rates of cancer, heart attack and stroke as those who observed a low fat diet. And they say the colon cancer and heart disease results apply to men also. A doctor at the American Cancer Society called it the "Rolls Royce of studies." It cost $415 million and it's been published in today's Journal of the American Medical Association.
Sure, there are critics out there who say the low fat diet failed to differentiate between quote "good fats" and "bad fats, "like olive oil versus value meals. Others said the women in the study weren't as strict as they should have been with their diets. Whatever. I feel kind of duped, like I've missed out on some of the guilty pleasures in life while caught up in some low fat fad.
Think of all those luscious cupcakes and ice cream I could have savored? What's next? I’ll learn I could have spent less time exercising and more time catching TV Land reruns? Or that I just embarrassed myself for nothing hiding under the beach umbrella to avoid getting fried by the sun? Or, worse--that red wine actually isn't good for my heart?
I know they still say that this study does not change the need to eat well. It’s just a study about fats in food. But, just in case, so I never look back on my life with regret, today I’ll celebrate with my favorite candy bar.
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• February 8, 2006 | 5:42 p.m. ET
Defending boneheaded celebrities (Dan Abrams)
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Nobody else is willing to do it, so I‘m going to take a crack at defending those absent-minded, altered-minded, and sometimes just boneheaded celebrities who suffer greatly for relatively minor transgressions. It‘s not the sort of politically correct populist argument you might hear from other cable hosts, but here goes.
First up--Lindsay Lohan. Not only does the bulimic, car-accident-prone pop star‘s dad get thrown in the slammer, but now, pages from her personal diary are apparently being shopped around to the press. Doesn‘t anyone else feel sorry for her? It seems that after a night of particularly hard partying in New York City, her personal diary was either lost or swiped and then returned with pages missing. But not before those pages ended up in some gossip columnists’ hands. Her lawyer is now fighting to keep those pages secret.
I know. What was she doing drinking at her age? Look, 19 year olds make mistakes. And the rest of us who were or are 19, didn‘t or don’t risk having our most personal thoughts about boys and girls, relationships, and spats with friends published in the newspaper. It’s a big price to pay for a little mistake.
The same goes for the ever-embattled Paris Hilton who does much to bring scorn upon herself. But that does not mean we should celebrate the fact that personal items she placed in a storage unit were put on the auction block by a pornographer and may be sold for $20 million. Someone forgot to pay the bill for her storage facility in Los Angeles. Now, her 18 personal diaries, nude photos, and videos were sold to some sick unidentified buyer.
Sure, it‘s hard to feel bad for someone when the problem stems from a member of her entourage failing to pay a bill. But even for Paris, does the public humiliation fit the crime?
And then there‘s the most recent offense--pop star Britney Spears driving away from the paparazzi with her 4-month-old son, Sean Preston, in her lap, but not in a car seat. Not only has she done something really dumb, but she‘s broken the law. Babies don‘t ride in your lap in a moving vehicle, even if you‘re driving a souped-up black Lincoln Navigator.
But now Britney‘s effort to escape the paparazzi has created a national debate about her fitness as a parent. One report even claims Britney is being investigated by Child Services. Please. For short drives, many of us take shortcuts. That doesn‘t mean it‘s OK or irrelevant. It matters. But the punishment, in addition to a fine, seems to be the entire nation questioning her parenting skills. That’s a tough price to pay.
OK, with all that said, I appreciate the fact that it‘s hard to pity any of these people. But like a good lawyer, I‘m giving it a good shot.
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• February 7, 2006 | 12:05 p.m. ET
Cartoon controversy is extremism at its worst (Dan Abrams)
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In Webster's dictionary one definition of cartoon is quote—“a ludicrously simplistic, unrealistic, or one-dimensional portrayal or version.”
Unrealistic. Ludicrous. So how do fringe elements of one religion turn a cartoon into an international uproar? A call to arms so great that even the unusually unwavering U.S. media is now unwilling to broadcast the cartoons that generated the news?
Four months after a Danish newspaper first published cartoons of the Islamic prophet Mohammed, one of which depicted him with a turban shaped like a bomb, violent protests have erupted in Lebanon and Syria, the Danish embassy in Beirut has been burned, and a Lebanese Christian neighborhood destroyed over the weekend. On Monday, troops in Afghanistan opened fire on demonstrators, killing at least four. In Somalia, a stampede killed a teenager. In Iraq, protesters called for the death of anyone who insults Mohammed. In Iran, the Danish and Austrian embassies were hit with Molotov cocktails by protesters.
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Cartoons are caricatures. That doesn‘t mean they‘re funny or appropriate. But let‘s not lose our focus on what this is about. It‘s an excuse, a way for a few to take advantage of the deeply held religious views of many others.
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• February 1, 2006 3:42 p.m. ET
Media is not an 'axis of evil' (Dan Abrams)
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I've had it with criminal defense attorneys blaming the media for their clients' woes. It’s never the evidence, or the facts, or even the prosecutors. Instead, it’s always the media. From OJ to Michael Jackson, Timothy McVeigh to Scott Peterson--according to their lawyers, they were all little lambs taken out to slaughter by the media.
Please. Peterson's ex-attorney Mark Geragos is now taking his show on the road telling a legal organization last week that Peterson is innocent. And that media coverage prevented him from receiving a fair trial. The network morning shows, cable news and the tabloids are, according to Geragos, an “axis of evil.”
This coming from the same guy who went on CNN's Larry King before he was retained by Peterson and pronounced: "…the most damming piece of circumstantial evidence comes out of his own mouth and his own hands, when he hands the police that receipt from the very location where two miles away she was found. I mean, that is just a devastating thing."
Yes, it is. Unless, of course, you become his attorney.
Geragos and others are quick to remind people about the beauty of our jury system, how we need to withhold judgment until the jurors hear all the evidence. Um, that is, unless the jurors rule against him. Then the jurors get dissed. They were gullible, too easily influenced, and misled, not by the facts as the judge instructed them, not by the witnesses they saw for weeks or months, but by media coverage they were instructed not to watch.
It’s not just Geragos, whom I respect. It’s become the mantra, the go-to talking points for many criminal defense attorneys in high-profile cases--never take the blame, divert attention from the facts, try to find a scapegoat like detective Mark Fuhrman in the OJ Simpson case. Otherwise just blame the media.
Speaking of Simpson, there I think the media was too fair. Many of the illogical arguments put forth by his defense team were given the same coverage as the real facts. By making everything two-sided, with both a prosecutor and defense attorney offering analysis, the media coverage helped make Simpson's outlandish arguments seem well…outstanding. The fact that he continues to complain about the media coverage of his case is laughable. .
And Michael Jackson's top notch attorney Thomas Mesereau has also been on a “blast the media” tour. Huh? Despite the fact that a grand jury indicted Jackson, the coverage so often focused on the credibility problems with the accuser's family. Yet it seems Mesereau is furious
Jackson did not emerge with a squeaky clean image. That, of course, would obscure the reality that Jackson's behavior is and was bizarre and, at best, inappropriate. It would also ignore the reality that he settled more than one multi-million dollar lawsuit with the family of a young boy who accused him of abuse.
Look, there are lot of times when the media deserves to take heat for everything from inaccuracies to bias. But, I don’t want to be lectured on bias by a lawyer who was paid handsomely to take that position.
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• January 26, 2006 | 12:25 p.m. ET
Trump the billionaire? (Dan Abrams)
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He's 83rd on the latest "Forbes" list of the 400 richest Americans. The magazine says he's worth $2.7 billion.
But is he really? Claims by anonymous sources--that Donald Trump is " … Not remotely close to being a billionaire ..." have the Donald marshalling his forces to take on the dark side. Trump's filed suit against New York Times business reporter Timothy O’Brien for putting those claims in his book "Trumpnation: The Art of Being the Donald."
Trump says O'Brien is knowingly misrepresenting his net worth, which those anonymous sources estimate is a measly $150 to $250 million. He's also not happy that O’Brien allegedly told people at a "Trumpnation" promotion that the developer was "'…The walking embodiment of financial pornography ... and a train wreck of a businessman ..."
Of course, if O’Brien's claims are true, they could also damage Trump's own publishing career. How can you possibly "Think like a billionaire" (the name of one of Trump’s books) if you're only worth a paltry $250 million? And would you really want to follow the Donald's "Way to the Top" (the name of another one of Trump’s books) if it stopped short of putting you in the billion dollar tax bracket?
Of course, if Trump wins his suit and actually collects from O'Brien and his publisher, he won't have to worry about those pesky numerical details. He is asking for $2.5 billion in compensation and another $2.5 billion in damages.
Maybe Trump's next best-selling "how-to-be-rich-like-me" book will focus on topping off your assets with some hard-fought lawsuit billions.
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• January 25, 2006 | 8:22 p.m. ET
ABA ratings: They can't have it both ways (Dan Abrams)
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I am getting tired of hearing certain Republicans touting Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito's well-qualified rating from the American Bar Association--not because I dispute the rating, but because I can’t stand the hypocrisy. They are clearly suggesting that with the ABA's stamp of approval, there's no explaining why eight democrats on the committee would vote against him. Yesterday, President Bush joined the chorus: “His judicial philosophy is clear and his judicial temperament is sound. That's why the American Bar Association gave him the highest possible rating."
Well, I'm glad to see the President and Senate Republicans showing so much deference to the ABA ratings. After all, President Bush is the first president in 50 years to shun the ABA’s advice when considering nominees for the federal courts. As far back as President Eisenhower, the president informed the ABA ahead of time who it was considering for the federal courts.
A 15-member committee then evaluates the candidate's professional competence, judicial temperament, and personal integrity. An ABA report then offers one of three ratings: well qualified, qualified or not qualified. A "well qualified" rating means the nominee is considered to have won the ABA’s stamp of approval. They are not asking how judges would decide cases, just whether they are qualified to do so--a legal evaluation, not a political one.
Nevertheless, in his first year in office President Bush announced he wouldn't use the ABA to screen judicial appointments anymore. Apparently he buckled under pressure from some conservatives still bitter over past ratings of then Judge Robert Bork and current Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
The ABA still issues reports once the nominee's name is made public. "Not qualified" ratings have been rare--only six so far since President Bush took office, a number entirely consistent with previous administrations
They can’t have it both ways. If this administration doesn't trust the ABA enough to give it the same respect it has been afforded by presidents from Reagan to Kennedy, Bush I to Nixon, then don't cite them.
I'm still hoping this signals the extension of an olive branch to the ABA. That by citing the ABA so widely, the administration and the ABA critics in Congress are acknowledging a mistake in excluding the ABA--An organization that is as fair and impartial as a group can be on a topic this sensitive.
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• January 18, 2006 | 2:53 p.m. ET
Should single guys trade their pinstripes for prison stripes? (Dan Abrams)
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Is it just me or is it starting to feel like single guys should trade in their pinstripes for prison stripes? It seems just about every convicted murderer from a high-profile case has a bevy of babes waiting in the wings once they get to prison.
Back in 1987, the Supreme Court unanimously held that prison inmates have a constitutional right to marry and it seems most of the wel- known ones are freely exercising that right--sometimes more than once.
Convicted murderer Daniel Pelosi is the latest this weekend. He and his new 28-year old wife Jennifer Zolnowski married at a state prison in upstate New York. Pelosi was convicted of bludgeoning wealthy New York financier Ted Ammon in 2001.
Jennifer may want to limit the amount of spending money she brings on prison visits. After all, Pelosi married Ammon's widow shortly after the murder and managed to spend $6 million of her money before he was arrested.
The very high-profile inmates could go head to head with B-rate rock stars when it comes to numbers of marriage proposals. Just a few weeks ago, I interviewed Tammi Menendez, the wife of man who topped the most eligible jailbirds list. Erik Menendez, one of the infamous and now "prison-hot" Menendez brothers, convicted of murdering their parents back in 1996. Tammi and Erik have never spent time together outside of the prison visiting area over their 7 years of wedded bliss.
Erik's older brother, Lyle Menendez, has actually been married twice while in prison. The first time, he married pen pal and former model Anna Erikkson. They married over the phone in 1997. But Lyle and Anna divorced in less than a year after she found out he was cheating! He was writing to another woman. Lyle remarried magazine editor Rebecca Sneed in 2003.
California death row inmate Scott Peterson has apparently received scores of marriage proposals while on death row at San Quentin for killing his wife Laci and their unborn child. “Night Stalker” Richard Ramirez--also known as the “Death Row Romeo”-- killed 13 people but still married his prison pen pal Doreen Lioy, a magazine editor, in 1996. He said he married her because she was a virgin. Considering the fact that Ramirez is still on Death Row, I guess she still is.
Former Green Beret Jeffrey Macdonald has been in prison for nearly thirty years, convicted of murdering his wife and two young daughters. His case became a bestselling book, "Fatal Vision." A young Maryland woman named Kathryn Kurichh wrote to Macdonald and eventually married him in a prison ceremony in 2002. You have to wonder, fatal or tunnel vision?
And then there was young TV journalist Jodie Bell. She was a reporter in Baton Rouge, when she landed a prison interview with infamous Louisiana murderer, Billy Wayne Sinclair. They began corresponding and eventually she came to see another side of Billy. She became Jodie Sinclair in 1982. When he's released in 2011, they will have been married for 30 years.
They all believe their -no- snuggle bunny is either innocent or redeemed. And membership in this club has its privileges. None have to worry about their man cheating, at least not with another woman. And they always know where to find him.
It makes you wonder--do the single guys behind bars have more options than the free ones who go to bars?
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• January 16, 2006 | 9:30 a.m. ET
Covering Alito (Dan Abrams)
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A note to those complaining that we should have covered the Alito hearings without interruption rather than offering explanations and context: I have a nice little stack of e-mails here echoing that sentiment.
Frank Holcomb from Bradenton, Florida says: "I don’t really need to be hearing you or your guests try to explain what is going on. Many of the viewers can think for themselves."
Andrew writes more simply "shut up."
In effect, they and others would like me/us, and the other cable networks covering the hearings to become C-Span for the course of the proceedings. Well, I guess those few purists are a lot smarter than I am.
For days, I have been watching and listening to each and every word of the hearings. The senators often made reference to specific cases, obscure legal principles or used acronyms. Ribar, qui tam, qualified immunity, Lopez, unitary executive, stare decisis, EDPA...the list goes on and on.
To only a few of us are these terms and hearings self-explanatory. Sure, as the legal correspondent I knew many of the cases, but still found myself on the set asking my guests questions for clarification. Then in many instances, I would ask them those same questions on the air.
Now to be honest, we received far more mail from those of you asking for explanations of terms or concepts than from those asking me to shut my yap. But beyond that, at other times the proceedings were just downright dull with senators droning on more about themselves than trying to elicit information from Judge Alito.
C-Span is a wonderful network. I watch it sometimes. But, I hope that we offer more than that. That is not to say that we should never cover an event without interruption. Thou shall not speak is an often ignored commandment for many anchors. We should and I do try to let compelling and important live events speak for themselves.
But in my years of covering long-form legal stories at Court TV and here I have become convinced that context and analysis can make sometimes Byzantine legal language accessible to everyone, including me. So, while I am sure Frank, Andrew and the other critics understand all of the proceedings without any clarification, those who aren’t lawyers and aren’t journalists found some of it to be arcane. And I hope they appreciated what expert guests can add.
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• January 10, 2006 | 11:50 a.m. ET
Andrea Yates: New trial a waste of resources (Dan Abrams)
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I can't believe Texas mom Andrea Yates was back in court today preparing to be tried again for killing her five children. What a waste of time and resources. This trial will be the antithesis of a search for the truth. We know what happened. She drowned her five kids in the bathtub and then called the police. She has never denied it and experts from both sides also agree she suffered from severe post partum depression and schizophrenia. She apparently thought she had to kill her kids to save them.
OK, but under Texas law you are only legally insane if you did not understand what you were doing was wrong. The jurors did not believe that was the case here. After all she did call the police. But they did not give her the death penalty because of her mental illness. The first verdict was thrown out because a key prosecution psychological witnesses testified falsely.
Since the verdict was overturned, she has been in a secure mental institution instead of a prison. The only question now is what should happen to her. Where should she be held? The prosecutors want her back in prison immediately. I say, what is the rush?
Would it be so horrible if this mentally ill woman continued to improve psychologically at a secure mental institution? If the concern is that she might be deemed cured and then released. Well, let me allay those concerns. She hasn't been tried for two of the children's murders. And there is no statute of limitations for murder so if they are going to release her. Prosecutors can re-try her then to make sure she never walks free.
If everyone agrees she is and was mentally ill when she killed her kids why can't they work out a deal that would get her help, save taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars, and yet also ensure she does not walk. Let’s not let grandstanding lawyers or politicians prevent that sort of real justice from taking hold.
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• January 6, 2006 | 2:15 p.m. ET
The lovey-dovey pre-nup (Dan Abrams)
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Exhibit A that even a lovey dovey contract can't save a marriage.
Sally Erickson and Renzie Davidson thought they had the ultimate cutesy tootsy pre-nuptial agreement.
She promised to cook breakfast at least three days a week and once each weekend in return Renzie Tenzy promised not to wake her up on her "days off." He also pinky swore in the prenup it said he would rub her back three times a week for five minutes.
And he had to pay five dollars each time he complained, nagged or made a "fuss about Sally's expenditures."
She promised with a cherry on top to do an hour of yard work if she ever used the F word.
Well shocker, this lovey dovey marriage pooped out within three and half months, he decided to go bye-bye.
Maybe here is what happened: The breakfast eggs were too runny because she was spending too much time in the yard after dropping F bombs. Maybe she was just angry because her back was getting sore from all the raking and he wouldn't give her deep tissue instead of just an ordinary Swedish massage. Who knows? To top it off she sued saying she didn't even know he had moved forward with it and gotten a divorce.
But for the pre-nup to have any bite it would have been better if it said if we get divorced he has to come over every day and give massages to her and her new boyfriend whoever that may be, or she gets to use the F word at his new love at least twice a week, whatever.
Well, all's well that ends well. After she sued, he asked the court to throw out the divorce, he probably promised the judge that he would be a very good boy.
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• December 20, 2005 | 5:23 p.m. ET
Some shopping advice (Dan Abrams)
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Recent polls confirm that men are significantly more likely than women to do their holiday shopping at the last minute. My advice -- don't give in and do the last-minute, over-the-top jewelry purchase. A story in the Washington Times yesterday said that "the most dangerous place to be on Christmas Eve is between a desperate husband and a jewelry counter." It doesn't have to be that way. You don't have to choose the easy, pricy way out just because you are a champion procrastinator, although jewelry stores are counting on suckers like us showing up this Saturday. A circular that went out to jewelers recently stated:
"Holiday shopping is stressful for men, they do it later than women, and spend much more than usual on gifts (up to 70 percent)...The last Saturday before Christmas-this year, also the day before Christmas-is the year's busiest shopping day. Stock up for last-minute shoppers. Repolish, retag, and rebox slow-moving merchandise."
Don't be the guy who buys the repolished, retagged, and reboxed slow-moving items!
Show a little creativity. I know, it's hard to be too creative at 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve when the stores close in an hour. But here are some suggestions to save you from the inevitable credit card bill holiday hangover.
Tip number one? Spend some extra time on the card. Tell her how special she is to you, even think about writing a poem or at least choose your words carefully. Some choice words can make up for the lack of choices at the store the night before Christmas.
As for the gift, how about a spa package? A massage, facial, manicure, whatever. What woman will not appreciate your desire to help her relax? And it's so easy. You just pick the services and then present her with the decorative card. I can't tell you the number of times I have been scrambling for a last minute gift and I have been saved by the spa gift certificate. It never disappoints. And if you can, why not throw in a bath package from one of those fancy bath stores? You know candles, the whole shebang.
Or how about booking a weekend at a great hotel? Or even promising a weekend at a particular hotel? You can deal with the details later. If you are really strapped for time, print out the home page from the internet to give her, but make sure you characterize it as a romantic getaway, even if it's right off Route 5.
What not to get? The most recent "Shopping in America" survey ranked gift cards as the top last-minute holiday gift,. Twenty percent of procrastinators choose one. While it's practical, it's about the least romantic thing I can think of. Also -- and this is important -- do not, I repeat do not try to buy shoes unless you know exactly what she wants. Other types of clothing are ok but say no to shoes! If it's shoes versus jewelry this Dec. 24, then bang away at the window of the jewelry store late on Christmas Eve.
One caveat to all of this that my primarily female staff wanted me to add. I am single and many have said that it's not by chance.
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• December 19, 2005 | 9:14 a.m. ET
Attention Kazakhstan, it's a joke! (Dan Abrams)
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Well, I still think it would be tougher to work at Kazakhstan's tourism bureau. Yes, the former Soviet republic is fighting what has become an absurd campaign to improve its reputation here in the United States.
It seems the nation's leaders cannot contain their anger at becoming best known in England and the United States as the home country of Borat Sagdiyev, the fictional character created by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen on HBO's "Da Ali G Show."
Borat claims to be the leading television personality in Kazakhstan who visits western countries to report back to Kazakhstan on western culture and customs. He also educates westerners about what he claims are customs in Kazakhstan, like drinking horse urine instead of wine and the practice of having sex with relatives. Kazakhstan has threatened to sue Cohen. The Kazakh foreign minister said last month, "We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way."
Borat recently announced publicly that he supports a lawsuit: "In response to Mr. Ashykbayev comments, I like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen. I support my government's decision to sue this Jew."
Well on Friday, Kazakhstan tried a different route, paying for a self-promotional, four-page, mail-type insert in the New York Times where Kazakhs describe themselves as the quote "tiger economy of Central Asia" and salute their political achievements and religious tolerance. But the ad is written with the same insecurities as are evidenced by the desire to sue Ali G. "Of course there are aspects of Kazakhstan's record that are open to criticism," the ad said. "Kazakhstan continues to suffer from corruption, the rule of law is developing tentatively, and the democratic system certainly concentrates power in the hands of the president."
Who would have known about those problems and issues without the ad? It's as if they are concerned they are going to be outed by Borat. As Borat said in his recent response to the government's threats: "Since the 2003 reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus. Homosexuals have no longer to wear blue hats. And age of consent has been raised to eight years old. Please, captains of industry, I encourage you come to Kazakhstan where we have incredible natural resources, hard working labor and some of the cleanest prostitutes in whole of Central Asia."
It's a joke! He is kidding! He is not a real character! Kazakhstan is just making it worse. The more you try to repair the damage, the more the rest of us will look for Borat on television.
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• December 15, 2005 | 7:23 p.m. ET
Why is Bush analyzing DeLay case? (Dan Abrams)
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During an interview with Fox News, President Bush was asked about the case filed against former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. He said he believes DeLay is innocent. This, only a few weeks before his trial is expected to begin.
Now, if the president was a legal commentator like me who offers up opinions on all ongoing cases and is often ignored, that would be one thing. But this is the president. A president who has repeatedly refused to comment on any criminal investigations and cases. Even when the president was asked about the indictment of the vice president's chief of staff Scooter Libby. He said: "I have told you before that I am not going to discuss the investigation until it is completed."
So, why the willingness to offer up his opinion that Tom DeLay didn't launder money through his political action committee? White House spokesman Scott McClellan said today the president was exercising quote "presidential prerogative." What? Look, I have said I think the DeLay case is going to be a tough case for prosecutors to prove, but I am not the president and I have not refused to comment on any other ongoing cases. The president didn't offer any explanation for his confidence in DeLay's innocence. He just said that he hoped to see DeLay back in the majority leader's seat because quote:
"I like him, and plus, when he's over there, we get our votes through the House."
Aha! Well, maybe that's the reason. And even if that's not it, it sure makes it seem awfully selective for the president to speak up just for this defendant. A case mired in politics. So much so that four separate elected Texas judges were assigned to preside over the case before both sides were ready to move forward. Judge after judge has been accused of being too political.
Now don't tell me this president was forced into answering the question. When President Bush does not want to answer, he doesn't answer. He also knows that when he speaks, people listen. And that's why it was not a real good idea to pick a highly charged political case that is only weeks away from jury selection to begin his career as a legal analyst. Although, he is invited to be a guest on this program to discuss any subject we cover.
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• December 15, 2005 | 9:53 a.m. ET
This is getting petty (Dan Abrams)
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The instigators are trying to make this seem like some sort of war on Christmas as opposed to just a benign effort to be nice to as many people as possible. They say the vast majority are shopping for Christmas or preparing to celebrate Christmas and that stores should embrace, not shy away from it. OK but aren't these pro-Christmas activists generally the same people who despise the commercialization of Christmas? The ones who say Christmas has become too secular? So as part of that effort they want to make sure that stores in malls are better using the religious holiday to sell clothes, electronics and jewelry? That retail stores are appropriately advertising their 30% off sales by referring to Christmas? That is how they want to preserve the meaning of Christmas?
As one Christian shopper said to the Atlanta Journal and Constitution "I'd prefer that a corporation not cheapen my experience by profiting from the birth of my savior."
For companies and stores, it is the holiday shopping season, buoyed by robust sales. primarily for Christmas, but also for other celebrations. Isn't it possible that Happy Holidays could also be referring to the coming new year?
Look, stores selling items to hang on Christmas trees should call them Christmas tree ornaments. Employees should feel free to wish those shoppers a Merry Christmas. But trying to force these stores to use the term Christmas exclusively rather than the more general and inclusive term holidays is just petty.
I know how much some want to create a mountain out of a menorah but as I have said before, it's the Christmas season, the holiday season, whatever! Let's try to show a little more holiday spirit.
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• December 8, 2005 | 5:11 p.m. ET
Who cares what it's called? (Dan Abrams)
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From local debates over whether the trees can be displayed in public buildings to the semantic debate in Washington, D.C. over whether to call the national tree a holiday tree or a Christmas tree. A few on both sides are trying to make a big redwood debate out of what should be a little fern.
Who cares what it's called? Some are horrified about calling it a "holiday" tree because they feel Christmas is being "censored" or secularized while others complain that just the vision of the tree or of Santa Claus makes them feel excluded because they are divisive religious symbols.
Give me a break.
I assume I am not alone when I say I just think the tree or bush or whatever you call it looks nice in many places this time of year. Last time I checked there was no reference to the Christmas tree in any holy book. Sure it's associated with Christmas. .It's also true that the tree has become secularized here in the United States much to the chagrin of some. I start to think some just want to complain for the sake of complaining. On one hand they shriek it should be called a Christmas tree and yet on the other hand they defend keeping it in public places by saying it's really not that religious? Huh?
Remember we are not talking about any aspect of the true history of the religious holiday. This is not about crosses or nativity scenes. In fact, the tree is a relatively recent addition to the Christian celebration of Christmas here in the U.S. And why don't we hear these ferocious debates over the Easter Bunny?
If you want to put up a nice looking Hanukkah menorah or Kwanzaa kinara next to it, fine. Just make sure it's not one of those ugly faded plastic menorahs where the lights don't work. It's legitimate for Jews to complain if you have a beautiful nativity scene next to one of those decrepit menorahs.
But does it really matter what we call the tree? It's a Christmas tree, it's a holiday tree to some, it's just decorative to others its Christmas. But let's just agree to see it our own way. It's the holidays for all of us. Let's try to keep up the holiday spirit.
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• December 5, 2005 | 4:58 p.m. ET
Time for more than lip service (Dan Abrams)
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Today, what was the bipartisan 9-11 Commission issued a final report. And it's bleak, giving the United States more F's than A's in 41 different areas, from the sharing of intelligence by government agencies to the failure to curtail the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. The group, now working as a non-profit, says the government has failed to make the necessary changes.
In 2004 President Bush called the Commission's recommendations "constructive." Well, it's time for more than just lip service.
The report was issued on the same day that a suicide bomber tried to attack an Israeli shopping mall. Police said the bomber blew himself up on a line of people going through a security check at the mall's entrance. A guard spotted the bomber and as he approached him, the bomber blew himself up. Five were killed, 35 wounded. No question many, many more would have died if the terrorist had made it inside or targeted an American mall for that matter. There would have been no security line, no customary security check, and likely no guard to notice someone suspicious.
What does one have to do with the other? Well Israel is a lesson in what a nation can do to combat terror. To date, there has never been a successful breach of an Israeli shopping mall by a suicide bomber, despite more than a hundred attempts. And while setting up security checkpoints at shopping malls was not on the 9-11 commission's list of recommendations, many more obvious and basic recommendations were, such as creating one comprehensive no-fly list to keep terror suspects off planes, as opposed to each agency keeping a separate list. Or making sure emergency responders have radio communication capabilities...or allocating homeland security money to states based on actual risk, as opposed to how powerful a state's senators are.
Since 2002, Israel's security measures have prevented 95% of Palestinian terror attacks. And while they have a unique issue, we've been lucky that the attacks of 9-11 have not been repeated. Yet just about everyone agrees that it is not a matter of if but when. Don't let it take another attack on U.S. soil to convince the administration and Congress that preventing terror at home should be priority number one.
The 9-11 Commission was bipartisan for a reason. So people would listen without the roar of politics being heard in the background
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• Dec. 2, 2005 | 5:36 p.m. ET
1,000th execution calls for evaluation (Dan Abrams)
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I support the death penalty but think this is a time to remember that it should be the punishment of last resort. As I have said before, prosecutors use the death penalty too often.
It is no longer reserved for the worst of the worst and instead has become a garden variety punishment, which means more mistakes and less faith in the fairness of the sentence. But since some prosecutors seem unwilling or unable to better choose which cases should qualify, maybe it's time to make it harder for jurors to impose it in the 38 states where the death penalty is an option.
Jurors generally have to weigh the aggravating and mitigating circumstances and determine whether the aggravating circumstances — or reasons whether or not to execute outweigh the mitigating ones.
Maybe the standard for death should be beyond any doubt rather than beyond a reasonable doubt. And are we really comfortable with the fact that in five states a death recommendation need not be unanimous?
DNA has proved that a good number of people on death row were innocent, leading some states to re-evaluate all of their death row cases. These death cases also clog the court system with appeals taking years and years.
I want to ensure the death penalty remains on the books but for serial murderers, those who torture their victims, or kill children — the most heinous of crimes. We have to make sure that the right person is convicted and for a penalty so severe. The criminals ought to be the type of people most reasonable people would want to execute — not the getaway driver in a botched robbery where someone else shot the gun. For him, is life without parole really a travesty of justice?
For the death penalty to survive, it is going to have to adapt to changing times: Getting it right, but not necessarily getting it as often.
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• Nov. 30, 2005 | 7:13 p.m. ET
Why no prenup for Nick and Jessica? (Dan Abrams)
Who would have thought it would take the breakup of Nick and Jessica for me to do a closing about prenuptial agreements?
Call me an unromantic pessimist. Criticize me for being too pragmatic, and believing that you shouldn't let love interfere with making a wise business decision. But I say if you have got some cash or may get some, do it do it do it. It will simply be a worthless piece of paper if it all works out. I promise only a tiny percentage of the 38 percent of marriages that fail predict doom at the outset.
So why didn't Jessica Simpson insist that Nick Lachey sign a prenuptial agreement? She apparently thought a prenup wasn't romantic and it was antithetical to her religious upbringing. OK, well now under California law, he is entitled to half of their "community property" — that is, the combined total of what the two of them have earned since they got married. And, since the couple's nuptials back in October 2002, Jessica has brought home a lot more bacon than former boy band member Nick.
We buy car insurance not because we want to get in an accident but because we just might. We write wills not because we expect to die soon, but because who knows what' s going to happen tomorrow. And we should sign prenups not because we don't expect to live happily ever after, but because the odds say it may not work out
Let me put this into Jessica’s terms. You thought buffalo wings were made of buffalo. Well, a celebrity marriage without a prenup is kind of like well, a fake Louis Vuitton bag. It looks great when you buy it, but without that Louis Vuitton warranty, there's nothing to protect you when it just falls apart.
Nick really was the smart one. Back when the two tied the knot in 2002, he was actually the bigger star, the lead singer of 98 Degrees, and a couple of the boy band's albums had just gone platinum. Jessica hadn't come close to making the kind of money her contemporaries Britney Spears and Christina Aguillera were pulling in. When asked about it back then, Nick laughed and told a reporter, "I didn't want to do one, because I know she'll end up making more money than me."
Nice. Well, maybe Nick will be noble and let Jessica keep her earnings from everything from the Dukes of Hazzard movie to her own line of sweet-scented body creams. But if he does not, well then Jessica has paid a pretty hefty price for loving Nick. But as Jessica herself sings, her boots are made for walking. Something tells me that even after paying Nick off, Jessica still might have enough cash left over to make sure that those boots are Gucci boots.
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