Texas town upset with Stephen Colbert
The comedian called Canton an ‘incorporated outhouse’
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Stephen Colbert’s one-man campaign against towns named Canton has its latest target firing back.
A city councilman in Canton, Texas, joked that he would “mash his nose” after the comedian referred to the town as an “incorporated outhouse.”
“What does that sucker know about it? He’s never been here anyway,” Councilman John Fuller said in a story Friday in the Tyler Morning Telegraph.
In an ongoing gag on his Comedy Central show “The Colbert Report,” Colbert has been taking pot shots at various towns named Canton. It began when he referred to a Georgia town as “the crappy Canton.”
Colbert then referred to Canton, Kan., with an unprintable epithet, and referred to Canton, S.D., as “North Dakota’s dirty ashtray.”
Cantons in Connecticut, Illinois, Massachusetts, North Carolina and Ohio have so far escaped Colbert’s ire.
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“Canton is known worldwide,” City Manager Andy McCuistion said of the town, located about 55 miles southeast of Dallas. “You can go anywhere in the world, and people will say, ‘Canton? Yeah, I know where that is. It’s where that big flea market is.”’
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