Britney gets naked for a pool party

It may be a while before Britney’s much-anticipated comeback album drops, but the dysfunctional pop princess isn’t letting that keep her out of the headlines.

The upcoming edition of US Weekly covers her latest uncovered escapades. A late-night pool party at Casa de la Spears turned into a tipsy game of Truth or Dare, or so says Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old extra from the set of the pop tart’s upcoming video.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” he disclosed to US. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show.”

That’s just good, clean fun, y’all!

The real Hollywood nannies
Taking care of the 24/7 needs of Tinseltown’s rich and famous sounds like either a dream job or a complete nightmare, depending on the celeb employer in question. (Or little more than a temp job if you’re working for our Miss Spears lately.)

But one thing’s for sure, after perusing insider takes on the personal assistant trade from OK! Magazine, the average salary of $62,000 seems like chump change compared to meeting the demands of society’s most demanding.

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“Being a personal assistant, you see all and you do all,” PA to the stars B.J. Coleman recounted to OK! “I’ve heard some crazy, crazy stories, where some people had to go behind their bosses and pick up condoms after them.” Ew.

Coleman also gave the magazine his impression of his former boss, the super temperamental supermodel, Naomi Campbell. “Naomi has a very strong personality, and I have a very strong personality, but it was entertaining in a sense. I don’t think people realize she’s a businesswoman with feelings and emotions.” And one heck of a cell phone-pitching arm, if memory serves, so future-flackees take heed all the same.

Major diva: Jessica Simpson

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Is Daisy Duke showing her dark side? That’s what sources are reporting to National Enquirer. While filming “Major Movie Star” on location at a National Guard base, Jessica Simpson displayed behavior unbecoming a starlet, according to the Enquirer’s intel.

“She spouted the F-word like a sailor,” an unnamed Enquirer source revealed. “Her F-bombs were heard practically all over the base. Everyone was mortified.”

Set scuttlebutt also included several unpatriotic acts by Simpson: blowing off a graduation party for about 300 National Guardsmen who’d completed their basic training and refusing autographs to soldiers shipping out to the Middle East. What is her major malfunction?

Tabloid Tidbits is compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin and Ree Hines.

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