Buy a car, and then pick it up in Europe

Such loyalty is not just a Saab quirk. At Mercedes-Benz, Korallus has tracked customers who’ve used the program 30 times since its inception. Audi revived its program in 2006, so great was customer demand, much of it from previous participants. And they want more, so Audi is expanding its post-pick-up touring offerings with the help of Abercrombie & Kent, a company known for arranging luxurious, individualized travel. Even Porsche, which doesn’t discount prices for European delivery, finds repeat customers are a significant percentage of program participants.

Mike Strada, of Kailua on the Hawaiian island of O’ahu, has taken European delivery of a silver Porsche 911 Carrera Coupe every year since 2001. He takes delivery in May, having signed up for the Porsche Grand Tour program that puts him on the racetrack in a Porsche 911 Turbo, or a Boxster S with a professional driver who will “redline from zero to 160 mph, and slow down to 120 mph on the turns,” Strada says.

He started this routine after a divorce, figuring a month of Porsche-ing about Europe with his son would be a good 24/7 experience for them. Strada keeps the car at his home in Bellagio, Italy, on Lake Como through the summer, then returns to drive it for another month in Europe each fall before shipping it home. He manages to squeak out under the deadline for paying what amounts to a failure-to-export penalty.

Porsche handles all the details of getting the 911 Carrera Coupe to Hawaii, and each year, Strada sells last year’s model to make room for the new baby next to his daily driver, a Toyota Tacoma.

Mini Cooper not available
Perhaps only a Mini driver could be so loyal, which brings us to the lack of an English delivery option for Mini Cooper owners. Judging by online howls, they want this option the way a pre-schooler wants a puppy — passionately and right now. Given Mini’s innovative marketing and owner programs, what gives?

Common sense.

For American drivers, “it’s a challenge to drive on the right-hand side even with a right-hand side drive car,” says Andrew Cutler of Mini USA. With a car designed for American roads, which would be left-hand drive “it’s kooky-crazy. The last thing we would want is for somebody to come pick up their brand new baby” … here, Cutler pauses, letting images of dented, crumpled Minis slouch through the imagination. The possibility of owner injury is too great a horror to contemplate.

Gamely, the company has tried a Mini-holiday program where owners would tour the factory, then rent a Mini for scooting about the landscape. It never achieved what Cutler calls “critical mass.” There have been discussions of installing mini-cams in the factory, so customers could watch their car being built from afar. So far, no go.

But Mini is not alone in not offering an English delivery option. Jaguar doesn’t. Neither does Land Rover. However, Land Rover compensates somewhat by welcoming American owners who want to "get their mud on" into its intensive driver training courses throughout the United Kingdom. Use of the vehicles is included in the enrollment fee. You can take much the same classes at home throughout North America.

If you want to buy a super luxury car or an exotic, check with your dealer. As a Ferrari spokesman said, “The simple answer is 'no,' but things can be arranged on an exceptional basis.”

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