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Grating outdoors: Mind your Ps and Qs
How to be a well-mannered camper next time you pitch a tent
 Duane Hoffmann / MSNBC.com |
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Imagine: It’s been a hard week in the city. The weekend finally arrives and you and your sweetie throw a tent, sleeping bags and some outdoor gear in the trunk and head to a campground in search of a little alone time amid quiet surroundings. You pull in after dark and use a flashlight to quietly set up camp.
The next morning at 5 a.m., you’re blissfully listening to the birds chirping as you plot your hike in the woods. Then — BAM! A noisy generator kicks on at the campsite next door. A radio begins blasting. Then the couple next door starts bickering.
As Yogi Bear might howl: Boo-Boo!
Summer camping season is about to kick into high gear and plenty of novice campers will be out there alongside experienced, grizzled old-timers. So I was pleased when Tim Shelfer from Arlington, Texas, wrote to say:
Dear Well-Mannered Traveler: “How about a column about campground etiquette ... Many camper protocols that were clearly understood when I was a kid seem to be long forgotten. Maybe it's time to reinstate them.”
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OK, now to some of those protocols. Shelfer was kind enough to share some of his stories and advice. So was Colleen Hawley, a ranger at Washington state’s Lake Easton State Park.
Noise
During the day, there is no reason to tiptoe around and whisper in any campground, but “ ... people camp to get away from it all, so don't bring it with you,” says Shelfer. Keep in mind that your conversations, and the sound from boomboxes, car speakers and portable radios, carry easily. So try to keep the levels within reason at all times. Especially after 10 p.m. when most campgrounds impose “quiet time.”
Ranger Hawley says it’s not just the beer fests and evening hootenannies around the campfire that can get out of control. Some nights she’s had to shut down heated games of campground Yahtzee, poker, charades and Pictionary.
Bathrooms or outhouses
“This is really yucky to talk about,” says Shelfer. “But hey, the privy is the centerpiece of the campground. So guys — raise the seat. And everybody — lower the lid when you're done. Don’t throw trash down the hole. And leave the door closed when done. It helps keep flies out.”
Privacy
Everyone agrees: It's rude to take a shortcut through another camper’s campsite — even if it’s the shortest route to the bathroom or outhouse. So stick to the paths.
And, speaking of privacy, “ ... something about camping makes some couples really, well, lustful,” say Shelfer. “But your neighbors really don't want to share the experience.”
Ranger Hawley agrees. She points out that many campers forget how easily noise carries in campgrounds and that tents aren’t well insulated — or insulated at all. She also reminds campers that actions inside the tent sometimes show up as shadows outside the tent.
“It doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy yourself. Just remember that people can see into your campsite and, sometimes, into your tent.” So be careful about inadvertently giving the campground an erotic shadow puppet show.
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