Ian Ziering is fast on his feet on ‘Dancing’
Fatone’s tango to the ‘Star Wars’ theme is a ‘you must be kidding’ moment
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On a night when almost nobody was particularly good, Shandi Finnessey was still cursed with overwhelming ordinariness. She isn’t terrible; she isn’t good. She’s ordinary — an ordinary pretty girl with little obvious stage presence, doing an adequate job without revealing much of anything about the sort of person she is. Her jive to “Crocodile Rock” certainly didn’t hurt anyone, but it was utterly unmemorable, and given that she was already in the bottom two last week, her position seems very shaky indeed.
Watching John Ratzenberger tango with partner Edyta Sliwinska, it was hard not to notice the flaws, but equally hard not to be glad that he continues to try hard and take it seriously. There’s always a little bit of Cliff Clavin in his earnest, almost punchy demeanor, and he does have a tendency to drop a step now and then. But he’s trying, and he’s very likable, and Edyta is as well. He continues to get mostly poor scores, but for a guy who’s representing the bottom of the barrel, he’s not doing all that badly.
The third consecutive low-end performer was Clyde Drexler, who has struggled with his dancing, and who still did this week. The good news for Clyde was that he also has struggled with the extreme height difference between himself and Elena Grinenko. In this sense, he got lucky with the jive, because it didn’t require close holds like the quickstep did last week, which made the height difference less of an issue. He did seem far more comfortable with the looser dancing of the jive, but the judges were having none of it, continuing to score him very poorly.
Ohno gets ‘sloppy’
Things started to pick up with Apolo Anton Ohno, who continues to impress, even though Carrie-Ann Inaba complained that his jive was “sloppy.” His dance with young Julianne Hough was inspired by “Pulp Fiction,” and they made a cute, twisting pair. Apolo wasn’t perhaps as sharp as he has been at other times, but he moves with tremendous charisma, and the segment where he taught Julianne to skate was more appealing and less annoying than such segments typically turn out. He may not have been as conspicuous a favorite as usual, but he did a good job.
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Carrie-Ann commented on Laila’s “pancake hands,” and at one point, it almost seemed like Maks was patting her back as if trying to correct something. She still has more drama and elegance than any of the other women, but this wasn’t quite as strong a week for her. She also was the first dancer this season to be chastised for “rule-breaking” — in this case, she and Maks broke the hold, which got Mario Lopez in trouble back in the day — and it showed up in her first set of low scores.
Joey Fatone provided the first “call your friends and tell them what you’re watching right this minute” moment of the season when he and Kym Johnson performed a tango to the theme from “Star Wars.” As you may often find yourself insisting to those friends you called, this really happened. The judges inexplicably raved about the routine, but Joey looked like he was just stomping around from place to place, and it wasn’t clear what emotion was supposed to be present. Without emotion, the tango comes across like part of a play — and not a very good play. When Joey picked up a light saber right at the end, the entire thing crossed over into a novelty dance, and not in a good way.
Go Steve Sanders!
In the evening’s best news, the jive often lends itself to breakout performances, and tonight’s came from Ian Ziering. He was scolded last week for not really letting loose, and his partner Cheryl Burke took him to visit with some male exotic dancers in an effort to loosen up his hips.
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Leeza Gibbons was instructed last week to find her inner “tramp,” and the tango would seem to provide the perfect opportunity. While she didn’t seem obviously inept, her tango seemed like something that might be performed on a sitcom or a talk show — more a taste of elements of the tango than a complete dance.
Furthermore, Leeza, while a lovely woman, simply doesn’t look naturally graceful, and she has a hard time not looking clunky. Surprisingly, the judges gave her very high scores in spite of repeatedly mentioning how unsophisticated and “simple” her tango was, so the night of surprising standings (Leeza over Laila?) continued.
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