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Nov. 13: 63-year-old Italian monk "Brother Metal," is quitting as singer of a popular heavy metal band after he says the devil has turned him into too much of a celebrity. Msnbc's David Shuster reports.

DAY 3: A TIME TO REFLECT

Dr. Phil: Today I’d like to address the hostility between Dave and Eddie.

David: Dude, what hostility? Eddie’s my bro! Yeah!

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Dr. Phil: Now Dave, you called Eddie your “bro.” Is he acting like a “bro?” You can butter a puppy, but that don’t make it a biscuit. What I’d like you fellas to do is put yourselves in the other cowboy’s boots. I want you to role-play for me.

Eddie [as Dave]: I’m an idiot who can’t shut up. Eddie offers me a chance to be with the band, and I blab about it to all the magazines. I don’t care about the integrity of the music.

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Dr. Phil McGraw

Dr. Phil: Eddie, you’re makin’ Dave feel about as welcome as a skunk at a perfume maker’s picnic. I’ve seen fat boys let go of doughnuts easier than you’ll give up that grudge. You need to dial it down. Now Dave, you be Eddie.

David [as Eddie]: I’m totally jealous, Dude. Dave is heeeawwwttt! He’s a badass, mountain climbin’, martial arts master, female-magnet with the mad EMT skills! WazzaWEEEEOW!!!

Eddie: This is [expletive] stupid, man.

Dr. Phil: Well Edward, you’re not giving me much to work with here. You’re offering me a glass of lemonade, but there ain’t no sugar. And I’m startin’ to suspect that’s not lemon juice either.


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