var Saggy_pants_070917 = new Array();Saggy_pants_070917.ID="Saggy_pants_070917";Saggy_pants_070917.display="vote";Saggy_pants_070917.author = "5D5764";Saggy_pants_070917[1]= new Array();Saggy_pants_070917[1][0]= new Array("Should wearing saggy pants be a crime?",33637);Saggy_pants_070917[1][1]= new Array("Yes, wearing them in public is an obscene, disgusting imposition on other people.",17492);Saggy_pants_070917[1][2]= new Array("No. No! Such laws are an obvious infringement of personal freedoms. I don't remember anything about fashion police in the Constitution.",7948);Saggy_pants_070917[1][3]= new Array("Let's get our priorities straight -- ask me again after somebody arrests Britney for flashing everybody in sight.",5377);Saggy_pants_070917[1][4]= new Array("Maybe, if they're used to conceal a weapon.",944);Saggy_pants_070917[1][5]= new Array("Only if inappropriate use of polyester and Spandex is also outlawed.",1876);